
Well folks, here we are, 01 June 2011.
The Master flogger himself (Hans) has sent me a telegram (email) with the latest update. We have ever so slowly crept up to a mere 80% of goal. We are getting there, but it is painfully slow. Slow and painful like a snail crawling across coarse salt for the last mile of a dried up salt lake bed.
What can I say? DO I need to flog more? Flog harder? Flog Ted in public?
By the way, where is Ted? I bet I can flog him for 10%...
WE ARE ALMOST TO THE GOAL FOLKS! We just need a tad bit more pocket change. Did you look in the wash machine (for those who actually do laundry)? Did you check the vending machines where you eat lunch? How about under the floor mats in your car or truck? There's got to be some extra change laying around that you can send to Spencer to help make OTP X happen!!! We don't need too much more. Just enough to get the rider here and back. Keep in mind that the OTP X traveler still pays outta pocket for many things like questionable food and may have to spend the night with a bunch of snoring American escorts. Keep in mind, this is not a luxury ride that Ted is used to. No folks, this is bare minimum travel at its finest, but we gotta get the traveler here first!
Please look into your shrinking hearts and see if you can squeeze out a couple more drops of blood (pennies) to make sure OTP X is a success. PayPal doesn't care if its a few pennies, dimes, or dollars. Just let you weary eyes wander a little to the right on this here blog page and see that wonderful donate button? Just click on that widget and make a dream come true! Can you do that for me? I will make sure Ted get's flogged extra hard and painful if you can make ANY donation happen. We need to get to 100% so Hans will stop flogg'n me! P-L-E-A-S-E-!-!-!
OK. Thanks for reading this. Thanks to all those who have already donated, and a thanks to those who are thinking of donating.
Safe riding and good Karma to all (including Ted).
Thanks. - Harry (OTP Master Slave and OTP Flogger)